I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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