just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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