hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
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When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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