So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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