I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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