I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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