Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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