THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
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I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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