so explain again why im purple
no
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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