I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
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Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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