You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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