There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Houston, we have a blender
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
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Have fun and good luck.
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