Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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