I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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