so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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