i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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