this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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