Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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