I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
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So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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