Bisexual people are plain selfish.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
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