If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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