They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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