Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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