you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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