It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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