those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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