Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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