carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
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Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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