I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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