what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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