I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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