So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
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The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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