I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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