Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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