out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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