Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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