gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
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sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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