remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
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my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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