Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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