i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I party with great urgency now.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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