you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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