We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
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well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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