Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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