I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
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at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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