White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
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I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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