I'm drive I can fine osifer
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
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Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
The Olympian is in my bed
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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