some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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