the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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