There is no way he is gay with that hair.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
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I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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