Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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